Deep Secrets

but she's too honest, too blunt. too eccentric, you know what I mean right ?

no, I don't. why are you saying these things ?

her clothes. I don't like them.

her hair is too thick, I can't run my fingers through it.

She's perfect though, the babe has got blue eyes. why won't you just go, for, it ?

Well now she's in me, and I'm fucking her while listening to Tiny Dancer and all I can think about is how much I'd rather be reading a book.

Steamy

My skin feels so hot and kind of burning from the sun.

Your girlfriend will never find out what we did last night.

I fall in love too easily

I was quite cool, the perfect temperature actually.
but I could feel my cheeks begin to flush when he slowly started rubbing his hand on mine.
Nobody noticed.

The unbearable fate of the black umbrella

Oh, what a dismal day it was.
The sun in hiding,
The clouds creeping down.
The winds sweeping in all directions.

The rain was flying sideways.

As we were walking towards the exit,
I began to open my black umbrella
"NO DON'T DO THAT! YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE", yelled Richard trying to pry the black umbrella from my hands. But it was too late, the black umbrella had already been opened.
"FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE ??!!! oh my goodness, what will I do ?" I questioned mockingly.

As I walked into the street a black car hit me and I died.

Priority

I'm with sam, I'm really drunk, I'm really sorry.